Dear Mother Nature (and Nature is not the first word that came to mind),
92 degrees today……. Really? It is September and football has started so obviously you didn’t get the memo that we are supposed to be getting cooler weather…. I mean I would even take the low 80s.
I’m in a golf tournament tomorrow so it would be great if you could lose the attitude.
Your anticipated cooperation is much appreciated,
Hot and Bothered (actually Burning Up and Really Pissed Off)